For Book Quote Wednesday.

Today’s keyword is “lift.” As in the “Lifestyle Lift” partial face lift I had that caused me to have such a black eye that I wore a pirate eye patch to a high-powered professional meeting at NYCT Headquarters, on 2 Broadway in Manhattan. When I walked in with the eyepatch, all conversation stopped and they stared at me.

“What?” I asked them all. I pointed to the eyepatch. “You mean this?” I lifted the eyepatch to show the black eye.

They all gasped.

“I paid to have this done. Just ignore it.”